Stretch the nets and he will go.

By jamiehowlett

Roberto Luongo says if the NHL tried to make goals bigger (in response to goalies equiptment growing in size) he would retire. Straight up.

One scene from Bull Durham has Kevin Costner teaching Tim Robbins catchphrases to use in response to reporters questions when he makes the big time. Reading a transcript of a recent chat with Alexander Ovechkin makes Tim Robbins answers look like those of a great poet.

Obviously sportsmen and women can’t say too much otherwise they’ll land themselves in some kind of bother, but could they please try to be a little more enthusiastic?

There’s a reason guys like Ozzie Guillen are well liked, because he says what he thinks and feels. Here’s hoping to a few more Ozzies coming out of the woodwork.

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